Hello, friends of Finnley’s Audio Adventures! Finnley the Dolphin here, ready to take you on another captivating journey through the world of music and mystery. Today, we dive into the enigmatic world of LUIE LUIE, a name that resonates with legend and mystique in the world of music, who is an artist shrouded in a veil of mythical proportions. Much like the previously featured Canterbury St. Trio, his record is widely known yet shrouded in mystery. Despite extensive research, real details about its creation or its creator remain elusive. His biography reads like a Chuck Norris-style saga, filled with incredible feats and accomplishments, many of which remain unverified. Despite the dubious nature of some claims, the essence of LUIE LUIE’s story captivates the imagination, painting him as an irresistible, uncompromising figure in music and romantic rhythms.
![The album cover features a painted portrait of a smiling man with dark, curly hair and a thick mustache, wearing a suit with a large bow tie. The background is textured and painted in a blend of pastel colors, primarily yellow and green. The text at the top reads "LUIE LUIE" in bold, purple letters. Below the portrait, in large black and red letters, is the title "CREATOR OF 'TOUCHY'". The tracklist on the right side of the cover includes titles such as "Lost," "El Touchy," "Tastee Touchy," and others. A note at the bottom right states that this is the first album of inspired all-original music, composed, arranged, and played solely by Luie. The logo for the record label "Toxic Toast Records" is in the top right corner, with the catalog number "TT-016." Additionally, there is a signature logo that reads "Luie Luie" at the bottom left corner.](https://finnley.audio/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/image-1.png)
A Self-Taught Musical Prodigy
LUIE LUIE’s journey through the world of music is a testament to his unique talent and relentless spirit. Self-taught and undisturbed by other musicians, he showcases his magic through creative numbers, effortlessly switching between styles with a distinguished manner. His performances are legendary, blending song and dance with a jolly trumpet that captivates audiences and wins hearts.
The Superb Showman
As a performer, LUIE LUIE is nothing short of mesmerizing. His ability to connect with his audience, combined with his inner worth and jolly trumpet, makes him a beloved figure among his fans. His performances are a voyage, carrying his listeners on a Ship of Love, eager to touch lives and leave a lasting impact.
![The back cover of the album features a bright yellow background with black text and several black-and-white photographs of Luie Luie.
Top Section:
Tracklist: At the top left, the tracklist for Side One and Side Two is displayed. Side One includes "El Touchy," "Tastee Touchy," "Touch Me With All Your Heart," "Tortilla Touchy," and "Sweet and Tender Touchy." Side Two includes "Touch of San Antone," "Lost," "Touch of the Pharoahs," "Touch of Light," and "Lord What A Wonderful World."
Photos: To the right of the tracklist, there is a series of photos showing Luie Luie playing various instruments, including a trumpet and a guitar.
Middle Section:
Biographical Text: The central section contains an extensive biography and description of Luie Luie. It describes him as an irresistible, uncompromising legend in music and romantic rhythms, highlighting his prowess as a master musician and showman. It details his abilities to play multiple instruments, his career highlights, and his unique style and contributions to music. The text is embellished with dramatic and enthusiastic language, emphasizing Luie Luie's talents and achievements.
Photos: Surrounding the text are additional photos of Luie Luie in various poses and performances, adding a visual element to the narrative.
Bottom Section:
Additional Text: More text follows, expanding on Luie Luie's artistic achievements, his influences, and his impact on music. There is a focus on his skills in both music and martial arts, his spiritual and physical training, and his dedication to his craft.
Signature and Production Details: At the bottom right, the record is signed by Jack Star, President of Penstar Productions. The production details mention that the album was arranged and performed by Luie Luie in 1974, recorded by Andres Productions, with a copyright notice. There is also an address for visiting the physical location at 757 Pine Ave, Long Beach, CA 90813.
Logos and Contact Information:
Record Label: The logo for "Toxic Toast Records" is present in the bottom right corner with the catalog number "TT-016."
Contact Details: The bottom left includes contact information, such as a website and a Facebook page URL.
Overall, the back cover provides an in-depth look at Luie Luie's life, his music, and his persona, supported by various visual elements and enthusiastic text.](https://finnley.audio/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/image-2.png)
Master of the Drum and Trumpet
LUIE LUIE’s drum solos are a celebration of joy, drawing from a myriad of cultural influences. His trumpet, described as sounding like a quartet of trumpets, commands respect and admiration. This musical virtuoso leaves no room for disbelief, taking over his listeners with absolute authority and renewing the spirit of the accomplished artist.
Touching Lives with Music
LUIE LUIE’s music is intimate and visionary, painting enormous fabrics of sound that transcend time. He creates songs for the giant screen, envisioning a new birth through mental images. His swift hands, knees, mouth, and shoulders come together in an all-inclusive embrace, making women all over the world cry out in shrieks of joy.
A Champion of Peace and Love
Beyond his music, LUIE LUIE is portrayed as a champion of peace and love, guiding listeners to a more memorable life and fostering love among people from all over the world. His friend and Mystic Master, Hamid Bey from Egypt, once remarked that “THE VIBE OF THE PHAROAHS is present in the rhythms of LUIE LUIE,” underscoring the artist’s profound connection to his craft.
The Unstoppable Music Master
LUIE LUIE’s achievements span across various realms. He has been celebrated as the “Best Talented Soldier in the U.S. Army” and featured on shows like Tom Hartman & Shelley Gold’s ‘Pare De Sufrir’ and the Ray Duncan Show on NBC TV. His appearances in motion pictures and collaborations with renowned artists further cement his status as a multifaceted talent.
Martial Arts and Musical Monks
Interestingly, LUIE LUIE is also noted for his prowess in martial arts, training faster than Bruce Lee and forming the “SOLO MONKS,” a commune of powerful men and women devoted to flawless love. However, despite extensive searches in newspaper archives, Billboard magazine archives, and regular internet searches for phrases like “manazo monks” and “manazo fighting,” no evidence supporting these claims has been found. Similarly, checking the IMDb page for “Change of Habit” returned no results for “Luis Luis” or “Luis Cordova.”
Elusive Television Appearances
There are mentions that LUIE LUIE appeared on ABC shows “Talent Patrol” and “Soldier on Parade,” yet again, no evidence has surfaced to verify these claims. The search for proof of these appearances remains fruitless, adding another layer of mystery to LUIE LUIE’s already enigmatic persona.
The Creator of “Touchy”
In 1974, LUIE LUIE released his album “Touchy,” an eclectic mix of Latin, Funk, Soul, Psychedelic, Lounge, and Spoken Word genres. Despite its limited commercial success, with only 20-25 copies sold, the album remains a testament to his creative genius. Songs like “El Touchy,” “Tastee Touchy,” and “Touch of the Pharaohs” showcase his innovative style and enduring appeal. The album “LUIE LUIE – Creator of ‘Touchy'” is a legend in its own right, frequently featured on compilations of the world’s worst album covers. Its infamy grew until an anonymous donor, who only wanted to go by “Ben,” sent me a reissue copy from “Toxic Toast Records.” It was then that I truly learned what a “Touchy” was.
The Mystery of Penstar Productions
Adding to the enigma is the record label Penstar Productions. Despite thorough searches in trade magazines, no information about Penstar Productions could be found. Even on Discogs, the only album listed under this label is LUIE LUIE’s “Touchy,” further deepening the mystery surrounding the artist and his works.
A Legend in His Own Right
LUIE LUIE’s story is one of myth and legend, blending the boundaries between reality and fantasy. Whether or not all his accomplishments are verifiable, the narrative of his life and music continues to inspire and intrigue. LUIE LUIE remains a figure of admiration, celebrated for his unique contributions to music and his unwavering dedication to touching lives with his art.
As we listen to his music and delve into his enigmatic world, we are reminded of the magic that LUIE LUIE brings to our lives, encouraging us to embrace the joy, creativity, and love that he so passionately shares.
And there you have it, friends! The mysterious, magical journey of LUIE LUIE, an artist who continues to captivate and intrigue with his enigmatic presence. Whether fact or myth, his story is a testament to the power of music to inspire and enchant. As we swim through the ocean of sound, we celebrate the joy, creativity, and love that LUIE LUIE passionately shared with the world. Thank you for joining me, Finnley the Dolphin, on this unforgettable adventure. Don’t forget to subscribe to Finnley’s Audio Adventures and hit the notification bell to stay updated with our latest explorations. Until next time, keep your ears open and your hearts full of music!
I had seen this album a few times, but it was always in this negative context, making fun of it. I am glad that you presented Luie Luie with the joy and warmth that someone so effusive and loving deserves. This truly is a wonderful record!
Your blog is wonderful. As someone who also runs a blog on finding wonderful audio nuggets, I am so happy to see someone talk so enthusiastically about records they love!
Thank you Finnley, and I hope you share many more audio adventures with us!
Hi Rabbit Ears!
Thank you so much for your kind words and for taking the time to share your thoughts. It means a lot to me, especially coming from someone who also shares a love for discovering and appreciating unique audio treasures.
I’m very aware of how this album has become something of a meme, often ending up on lists of “worst album covers.” It’s always interesting to see how something like that can take on a life of its own. I don’t know if “Ben,” who generously provided me with this album, expected me to look at it through a similar lens, but as with all recordings, I’m more fascinated by the history behind it. While this one is indeed unusual, I truly believe that the artist, LUIE LUIE, genuinely wanted to share his talents and bring something he enjoyed to the world.
I hope that others can also consider this perspective, not just with this album, but with all music. Every piece has a story, and there’s often more to it than meets the eye (or ear). 😊
My apologies for the late reply—I didn’t receive a notification for this comment, but I’m glad I saw it now. Thanks again for your support, and I look forward to sharing many more audio adventures with you!
Best waves, Finnley the Dolphin 🌊🎶